Meet Rachel McFarland, a disgruntled superhero forced to ingest massive amounts of calories just to fuel her powers.
When reality TV offers the only glimpse of escape, just how far will Rachel be willing to go to feed her ambitions?
Horror and humor are blended perfectly as Rachel and her teammates, each cursed with their own unique and grotesque powers, are forced to do battle with an ancient British king in order to save the world. But will they ever be able to save themselves?
Over the top action meets reality show satire - as aliens, mummies, time travel, ghost trains, re-animated dinosaurs, zombie babies, giant brains, super-sweat, a kick-ass schoolgirl and one giant undead squid collide in this wild novella from Lawrence Conquest.