This princess can shave herself! The hilarious bestselling authors of Kill the Farm Boy and No Country for Old Gnomes are back with a new adventure in the irreverent world of Pell.
Once upon a time, a princess slept in a magical tower cloaked in thorns and roses.
When she woke, she found no Prince Charming, only a surfeit of hair and grotesquely long fingernails—which was, honestly, better than some creep who acted without consent. She cut off her long braids and used them to escape. But she kept the beard because it made a great disguise.
This is not a story about finding true love’s kiss—it's a story about finding yourself. On a pirate ship. Where you belong.
But these are no ordinary pirates aboard The Puffy Peach, serving under Filthy Lucre, the one-eyed parrot pirate captain. First there’s Vic, a swole and misogynistic centaur on a mission to expunge himself of the magic that causes him to conjure tea and dainty cupcakes in response to stress. Then there’s Tempest, who’s determined to become the first dryad lawyer—preferably before she takes her ultimate form as a man-eating tree. They’re joined by Alobartalus, an awkward and unelfly elf who longs to meet his hero, the Sn’archivist who is said to take dictation directly from the gods of Pell. Throw in some mystery meat and a dastardly capitalist plot, and you’ve got one Pell of an adventure on the high seas!
In this new escapade set in the magical land of Pell, Delilah S. Dawson and Kevin Hearne lovingly skewer the tropes of fairy tales and create a new kind of fantasy: generous, gently humorous, and inclusive. There might also be otters.
This princess can shave herself! The hilarious bestselling authors of Kill the Farm Boy and No Country for Old Gnomes are back with a new adventure in the irreverent world of Pell.
Once upon a time, a princess slept in a magical tower cloaked in thorns and roses.
When she woke, she found no Prince Charming, only a surfeit of hair and grotesquely long fingernails—which was, honestly, better than some creep who acted without consent. She cut off her long braids and used them to escape. But she kept the beard because it made a great disguise.
This is not a story about finding true love’s kiss—it's a story about finding yourself. On a pirate ship. Where you belong.
But these are no ordinary pirates aboard The Puffy Peach, serving under Filthy Lucre, the one-eyed parrot pirate captain. First there’s Vic, a swole and misogynistic centaur on a mission to expunge himself of the magic that causes him to conjure tea and dainty cupcakes in response to stress. Then there’s Tempest, who’s determined to become the first dryad lawyer—preferably before she takes her ultimate form as a man-eating tree. They’re joined by Alobartalus, an awkward and unelfly elf who longs to meet his hero, the Sn’archivist who is said to take dictation directly from the gods of Pell. Throw in some mystery meat and a dastardly capitalist plot, and you’ve got one Pell of an adventure on the high seas!
In this new escapade set in the magical land of Pell, Delilah S. Dawson and Kevin Hearne lovingly skewer the tropes of fairy tales and create a new kind of fantasy: generous, gently humorous, and inclusive. There might also be otters.
Delilah S. Dawson is the author of the New York Times
bestseller Star Wars: Phasma, Hit, Servants of the Storm, the Blud
series, the creator-owned comics Ladycastle and Sparrowhawk, and
the Shadow series (written as Lila Bowen). She lives in Florida
with her family and a fat mutt named Merle.
Kevin Hearne hugs trees, pets doggies, and rocks out to
heavy metal. He also thinks tacos are a pretty nifty idea. He
is the New York Times bestselling author of The Iron Druid
Chronicles, the Ink & Sigil series, and the Seven Kennings series,
and is co-author of The Tales of Pell with Delilah S. Dawson.
Praise for Delilah S. Dawson and Kevin Hearne’s Kill the Farm
Boy
“A rollicking fantasy adventure that upends numerous genre tropes
in audacious style . . . a laugh-out-loud-funny fusion of Monty
Python–esque humor and whimsy à la Terry Pratchett’s
Discworld.”—Kirkus Reviews
“Dawson and Hearne’s reimagining of a traditional fairy tale is
reminiscent of William Goldman’s The Princess Bride and William
Steig’s Shrek! Irreverent, funny, and full of entertaining
wordplay, this will keep readers guessing until the end.”—Library
Journal
“Will have you laughing out loud until strangers begin to look at
you oddly.”—SyFy
“A smart comedy . . . nuanced, complicated, and
human.”—Tordotcom
“[Dawson and Hearne] make fun of the typical ‘white male power
fantasies,’ and in that, they succeed, with their heroes all
characters of color and/or falling somewhere under the LGBTQ
umbrella.”—Publishers Weekly
“When you put two authors of this high caliber together, expect
fireworks. Or at least laughs. What a hoot!”—Terry Brooks
“A rollicking adventure about friendship and finding one’s place in
the world . . . [a] fantastic series finale. Dawson and Hearne
crown their trifecta of tempestuous hilarity with enough puns and
fairy tale spoofs to tickle anyone’s funny bone.”
—Booklist (starred review)
“Challenge[s] gender roles in fantasy and skewer[s] social trends .
. . This is a clever send-up of fantasy tropes and modern
culture.”
—Publishers Weekly
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